FAQ`s
What can I expect when visiting you?
Any Incall location I use is discreet, safe and has shower facilities with fresh towels, mens toiletries, clean bed linen and tidy surroundings.
What can I expect if you visit me?
I will arrive and leave in a discreet manner-do not fear I will NOT turn up at your door wearing fishnets and pornstar heels!
Do you see couples/women?
No. Although I offer duo bookings with a few of my escort friends I do not offer bi services.
Can you send me more pictures?
This question offends me and generally puts me in a bad mood, resulting in me ending our phone conversation abruptly or not replying to your email-I feel that the photos
on my site are sufficient enough to give you a clear idea of how I look.
Do you allow photography or filming?
No.Never, under any circumstances. If I wanted to be a glamour model or porn star then I would be!
Are your prices negotiable?
No they are not. Anyone that asks for a discount or free additional time will not get a booking with me, ever.
What if I need to cancel my appointment?
This is not a problem providing that you have given me some notice.
If you do not have the courtesy to send me a simple text or call then I will never accept a booking from you again.
When I contact you how will my details be used?
Regardless of your social/business standing you can be sure that nothing concerning our contact will be known to anyone other then me. I expect you to show the same respect to me.
Why haven’t I had a reply to my email?
I check and respond to emails daily except when I am away on holiday. If this is the case then you will receive an automated response stating the date of my return and when I will reply personally.
Other reasons are-that you may have sent it to the wrong address, it has been mistaken for “SPAM” mail and haven’t seen it or that you have come across in a rude manner.
Why don’t you answer the phone?
I accept calls from 8am until 10pm. If you decide to call me at silly 0’ clock then you will be greeted by the orange answerphone service.
Sometimes I am unable to speak openly if I have company or if I am driving and its unsafe to do so. I never answer calls from withheld numbers or public telephone boxes. When overseas I always switch my UK phone off. If you would like me to call you back then please leave a message with your contact number and first name aswell as your preferred time for me to call you back-I would never call outside of the time you have stated.
Do you see disabled clients?
Disabled clients are most welcome. I prefer to be told when arranging the meet rather then when you arrive so that I can ensure the necessary arrangements have been made for access to the incall location and to assist you in anyway required.
I have several clients that are deaf, blind, wheelchair users and a few that have prosthetic limbs. I am caring without being patronising.
I cant see what services you offer?
I prefer not to list what I offer as I find it all abit tacky and cheap. You are most welcome to ask me via telephone or email if you want something specific. I can tell you that I am very passionate and cater for most tastes…...
I never offer Unprotected bareback sex, A levels or CIM.
Can we date or meet personally?
Thanks but No. I am single and quite happy being that way. I am not looking for extra friends or a boyfriend. I am happy with our meets being civilised and fun yet professional-no strings fun is the whole point of the service that I offer. |